Hilarious Words of Motherly Wisdom GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER "I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?" MONA LISA'S MOTHER "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?" HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER "Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!" COLUMBUS' MOTHER "I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER "Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?" NAPOLEON'S MOTHER "All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!" CUSTER'S MOTHER "Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting off more than you can chew!" ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?" BARNEY'S MOTHER "I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little purple." BATMAN'S MOTHER "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?" LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER "Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here!" ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER "But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?" GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!" JONAH'S MOTHER "That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days." PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!" SUPERMAN'S MOTHER "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?" THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"

A LITTLE SUNLIGHT: GOES A LONG WAY Too much sun ups your risk for sun cancer and premature aging of the skin. But casual exposure to the sun is good for you. Sunlight helps the body make its own supply of vitamin D, without it, bones can become deformed or weak. Ten to 15 minutes of sunlight on your bare arms, hands, or face two to three times a week usually provides enough vitamin D. If you don't get out in the sun much, be sure to consume foods rick in vitamin D. These include solmon, canned tuna, and fortified milk, juices, and cereal. Journal of the American Medical Association, Vol 288, No .20